Movie Quotes Game - The Easy Version

Okay, I don't want people to stop guessing my first version because I think they're all guessable. BUT, I'm really surprised they aren't easier. So, I made up a new quiz, this time I deliberately chose quotes I thought were COMPLETELY OBVIOUS. Maybe they're only obvious to me because I already know the movies they come from. Let's see. Give these a try.

1. "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

Kristen was the first one to know this from The Princess Bride.

2. "What makes you think she's a witch?"

"Well, she turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"... I got better."

Yeah Julie! Monty Python and the Holy Grail. We quote from this movie more than probably any other film.

3. "A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?"

Clue: the actor who who says this line was at one time a Saturday Night Live regular. William not only knew this movie immediately, he could also continue reciting the entire scene!

4. "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"

"No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"

"The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."

Clue: This one is from a really, really, really old movie. I know some of you have seen it, but probably you folks are really, really, really old too.

5. "Mongo only pawn... in game of life."

Lisa got this one - Blazing Saddles. (P.S. Lisa's got her own list up and I could only guess one of them!)

6. "There's no way, no WAY, that you came from my loins."

Clue: another line by the same character.

"Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth."

Dragonfly knew this great classic (in the great fun sense, not in the great literature sense) Smokey and the Bandit.

7. "By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged. "

Right again Kristen - Galaxy Quest.

8. " Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?"

Jan got this one even though I had to take out the first part of the quote where the character yells out the names, for obvious reasons - Dances with Wolves.

9. "I'm like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other. "

Clue: The cat has no name. The character who says this line has a very memorable name.

Yah Deb! The movie - Breakfast at Tiffany's. The character - Holly Golightly.

10. "I'm 26, and I'm single, and a school teacher, and that's the bottom of the pit. And the only excitement I've known is here with me now. I'll go with you, and I won't whine, and I'll sew you socks, and I'll stitch you when you're wounded, and I'll do anything you ask of me except one thing. I won't watch you die. I'll miss that scene if you don't mind. "

My sister must be old like me, she got this old one - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

11. "Arquillian battle rules, kid: first we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we have a galactic standard week to respond."

"A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?"

"One hour"

Kristen rocks - of course this is Men in Black.

12. "She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers."

I guess it's obvious Kristen knows her fantasy and sci-fi flics - Ghostbusters.

13. "Because we're supposed to be in school."

"We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color! "

Kristen was almost there but Lisa managed to get the right title - Pleasantville.

14. "Paris is always a good idea."

Am I the only person who loves this movie!? Clue: there are two versions of this movie. This quote is from my favorite version, which is four decades more recent than the first one.

15. "And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

Sister Lisa (not to be confused with daughter-in-law Lisa) got this one too - who else but Elle in Legally Blonde would have so much to say about fashion.